I have a Ph.D. (Phenomenal Dog) in animal sciences from De Paw University, where I was graduated “Magna Cum Labrador.”

In my spare time, I am the author of “Ask Shagg,” a nationally syndicated educational comic strip. I answer all questions truthfully with a humorous twist at the end — animal facts through animal fun.

Two Bit snatched me right off the newsprint to join his Internet family by answering your questions about pets.

No, he really did snatch me...I still have the teeth marks.